SCAWWY 😱 hawke

[concoctive]

I need to give you a govt assigned flower with medicinal uses so I can make a pretty post for you but it's Friday night we all know what we're here for

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[quirkwall]

[ she saw you flying in the end there, mr apothecary. are you alive?? ]

Still got all your parts after that fun?

[concoctive]

[ he lets out a weak laugh and gives her a flex. ]

Sore all over, but I worked up a concoction the moment I could get upright again. Figure I'll slap a salve all over every bit of me once things calm down.

You missin' anythin'?

[quirkwall]

[ eyeballs him and all his bits until she's deemed him alive enough not to fall over dead again ]

Not even a scratch. This whole nonsense wasn't nearly as fun as the sea monster.

[concoctive]

I think I could've gone without the weirdness comin' outta that thing's mouth more than anythin' else.

[ bonks his head into her shoulder though for affection. the vibes coming off of him are relieved. ]

[quirkwall]

[ groans ]

Maker. Leaving some of this up to those three probably didn't do us any favors.

[ TEENAGED BOYS ARE ALL ALIKE. grumbles affectionately while she gives him a head scritch. ]

[concoctive]

I wouldn't just leave it at three... maybe four.

[ laughing tiredly against her, his own shoulders shaking as he closes his eyes with the scritching. ]

Really left Asa behind with all that, huh.

[quirkwall]

Totty's excused for making a rather wonderful final blow to end all of this.

[ continues scritching as she talks ]

And she did volunteer. I've no doubt she's secretly just as bad. [ HER TERRIBLE DENJI CRUSH.... ]

[concoctive]

It really was amazin', wasn't it? He really destroyed that thing.

[ he was responsible for the horniness, but still. ]

She did. And she did great with it. They all did.

[quirkwall]

[ only a true virgin chad could take out a fellow virgin with such devastating accuracy ]

They did. I'm rather proud of them. Maker knows I've been anxious all week wondering how it'd all turn out but they managed quite well.