[ alfyn's stupid so just assumes that rondo met them when he was, like, a teenager or something. he doesn't think "gate to hell can be opened by this nerdlord!" ]

Well, I'm no Unbendin' Blade, but I can do a thing or two, maybe... definitely don't stand up to what Olberic can do. Sometimes it's like Brand is holdin' his blade with him!

But he's learned how to make dad jokes recently. It's kinda funny, in that they're usually not funny. He's real humble, though, and I think he's maybe the most upstandin' guy that I've ever met.